Thanks for posting this. Garrison Keillor will always warm my Soul
with his gentle humor and mind tugging remembrances.
Carl Jarvis
On 12/30/18, Miriam Vieni <miriamvieni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Garrison Keillor. (photo: WPPB)
Garrison Keillor. (photo: WPPB)
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A Christmas Letter From New York
By Garrison Keillor, Garrison Keillor's Website
29 December 18
It was, in my opinion, the best Christmas ever. Men are running the country
whom you wouldn't trust to heat up frozen dinners, a government shutdown
meant that TSA people worked as volunteers (and also the DOJ employees
investigating Individual-1's dealings with the Russians), and on Wall
Street
the blue chips were selling like buffalo chips, and yet, in my aged memory,
granted that the MRI map of my brain shows numerous multipolar contextually
based synopses and a narrowing of the left strabismal isthmus, my little
family had a beautiful and blessed week.
We had flown out to New York the Thursday before, after weeks of frenetic
downsizing, moving from a big house to a little apartment, and somewhere
over Michigan I realized that there was no more packing and disposing to be
done, and I fell asleep in 10B, my daughter's head on my left shoulder. On
Friday she and I hiked over to Madison Avenue, the shopping arcade for
foreign oligarchs, and purchased a gift for my wife, a simple article of
clothing that cost more than what, back in college, I paid for a Ford
Mustang, and it gave me a thrill to insert my credit card in the reader,
thinking that it would've killed my father to pay that much. But then he'd
be 105 now and maybe that'd be merciful.
That night we went to our old neighborhood restaurant where we had our
wedding dinner back in 1995 and the waitress Danielle, who sang "La Vie en
Rose" to us that happy night, came over and hugged us. I kissed her on both
cheeks. There was bonhomie all over the place. Friday night we took the C
train to Brooklyn for dinner with nephew Byron and his wife, Mylene. She is
French so her name is pronounced me-LEN, not my-LEAN. I kissed her on both
cheeks too.
We rode back to Manhattan on the train, cheek to jowl with weary women,
lost
souls, stern-faced millennials, beadles, clerks, a crowd right out of
Charles Dickens. In New York, diversity is a fact, it isn't a formula
imposed by the diversity committee. You look around and see that you are a
minority, same as everyone else.
It wasn't until Saturday I figured out what made this Christmas happier for
me. I walked around the Upper West Side shopping for four Christmas
stockings and it dawned on me that I did not hear a cataract of Christmas
music dripping like melted plastic from every shop ceiling. Back home in
Minnesota, Christmas can become toxic. I have a "Little Drummer Boy"
allergy
and when I hear the rum-pum-pum-pum-rum-pum-pum-pum, my face swells up and
EMTs need to put the paddles on my chest. I am not fond of turkey. I think
"The Nutcracker" is a dumb story. I saw "A Christmas Carol" once and once
was enough. I love the evergreens, the stockings, and the late-night
Christmas Eve service at church. "Messiah" is fine, with the right singers,
but it needs editing.
What makes Christmas in New York so wonderful is that it's not unanimous.
There are so many Jews and Muslims and militant agnostics around to keep
the
holiday from being totalitarian. So we Christians can enjoy it without
requiring everyone to line up and salute. The presence of heterodoxy makes
my orthodoxy more beautiful to me. If, walking along Columbus Avenue, I
heard "Silent Night" ninety-seven times sung by every pop star plus the
Mormons, it would obliterate the miracle of Christmas Eve when a church
packed with believers sings it acappella holding candles.
The men who can't heat up the frozen dinner all wear flag buttons in their
lapels. Every single one of them. This was not always the case. Politicians
of yore wore suits with unpinned lapels. Then somebody stuck a pin on
himself and now it is a requirement for holding public office. Meanwhile,
Individual-1 is having fits and America is causing anxiety around the world
except in Russia, China, North Korea, and Syria. It might be time for some
people to unpin themselves and start thinking.
And then it was Christmas. A day when blessedness falls like snow. I can't
make you see it and I wouldn't want to. But I know it. You are dearly
loved.
Tell me your troubles, I'll tell you mine, but the truth is that we are
deeply profoundly blessed. This is the meaning of Christmas, to raise your
face to the sky and let little crystals of blessing fall on your skin. You
can go back to irony and satire tomorrow but first let yourself be blessed.
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