Well, I tried. So maybe there is a God, and He/She was doing His/Her
best to protect my ears and sanity from CNN. I sat patiently through
the first rush of excitement, and listening to Sheryl Crow do a ho hum
rendition of the National Anthem, and two very long commercial breaks
that were called, "Short". Then my phone began ringing. By then
Bernie began to introduce himself, my mother-in-law was frantically
wondering where her eldest daughter was. She was supposed to be at
the apartment. She'd left a note saying "Tuesday at 4:00 PM." I
said, "I'm not my sister-in-law's keeper. I'm trying to listen to
Bernie Sanders". "Who?" she asked.
"Bernie Sanders. He's supposedly debating the other Democratic candidates."
"What do you waste time listening to that noise for?"
"it looks like I'm not listening."
Turned out the note was from last Tuesday. And I'm out of the notion
for listening to the hype.
Carl Jarvis