Because Kenneth Starr's new book is bringing the Clinton presidency back
into the news I thought you might be interested in a joke from that time.
Bill Clinton dies and goes to Hell. The devil says to him, "Well, you
were a pretty important person back on Earth. Because of that I am going
to give you a special privilege. I am going to let you choose how you
will spend eternity."
So Clinton is presented with three doors and told that he can look
behind each of them and choose one room as his eternal prison. He looks
behind the first door and sees his wife, Hillary. He says, "Oh no! I
publicly humiliated her. Please don't make me have to face her forever!"
He then looks behind the second door and sees the entire Republican
delegation to congress. He says, "Oh no! They hate me! Please don't make
me face them for all eternity!"
Then he looks behind the third door. He sees Kenneth Starr chained to a
wall and on her knees in front of him is Monica Luinsky giving him a
blow job. Clinton says, "Well, this isn't as bad as the other two rooms.
I suppose I can stand to watch this for eternity. I choose this room."
The devil gthen says, "Okay, Monica, on your feet. Your relief is here."