[etni] Fw: Signs - Old & New
- From: Robin <robinflam@xxxxxxx>
- To: etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sat, 02 Jul 2011 09:20:41 +0300
Could be used for a very smart class. Enjoy
All very very clever â?¦
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:*"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
**************************** *In a Podiatrist's office:*"Time wounds all
heels." **************************** *On a Septic Tank Truck:*Yesterday's Meals
on Wheels **************************** **On a Plumber's truck: **"We repair
what your husband fixed." **************************** **On another Plumber's
truck: **"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
**************************** **On a Church's Bill board: **"7 days without God
makes one weak."*************************** **At a Tyre Store **"Invite us to
your next blowout." **************************** **On an Electrician's truck:
**"Let us remove your shorts." **************************** **In a Non-smoking
Area: **"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action." **************************** **On a Maternity Room door: **"Push.
Push. Push." **************************** **At an Optometrist's Office: **"If
you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
**************************** **On a Taxidermist's window: **"We really know our
stuff." **************************** **On a Fence: **"Salesmen welcome! Dog
food is expensive!" **************************** **At a Car Dealership: **"The
best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
**************************** **Outside a Car Muffler Store: **"No appointment
necessary. We hear you coming."**************************** **In a Vets waiting
room:**"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" **************************** **In a
Restaurant window: **"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed
up." **************************** **In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
**"Drive carefully. We'll wait." **************************** **And don't
forget the sign at a Radiator Shop: **"Best place in town to take a leak."
************************ **Sign on the back of yet Septic Tank Truck:
**"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises*
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