[etni] Fw: bloopers

From: "Ask_Etni" <ask@xxxxxxxx>
To: "ETNI" <etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:33:26 +0300
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From: "Sharon Tzur" <sharontzu5@xxxxxxx>
Subject: bloopers


Until I marked the bagrut this summer, I had no idea how many ways there are
to express the idea of revoking a person's driving license.

Their driving license should be provoked.
Their driving license should be invoked.
Their driving license should be rejected.
Their driving license should be cancelled.
Their driving license should be banned.
Their driving license should be deleted. (That's my favorite.)
We should revolt their driving license.

I also like the expression "wreckless driver". (Maybe we should make that
wreckful driver).

Some students don't quite have the right idea - "Drunk Drivers is very
popular nowadays." Or even - "Drinking and driving at the same time has a
lot of benefits."

Perhaps mashiach is on the way. One student said that when friends are
drinking together, it's important to anoint one of them to be the driver.

Now here's an honest approach. In one of the letters inviting an author to
give a lecture, the student said that if the author comes, people will read
his book, and if he doesn't come.... they won't read his book. Another wrote
that he doubts that the students will find the lecture interesting.

And the misuse of electronic dictionary award goes to, "I want you to barber
about you experience."




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