Shavua Tov , ETNI -Land, Happy New Month of Tevet. Bagrut coming up this week, Yum yum! There's a new brand of joke sweeping the dusty brains of our youth, called Tirshom Tirshom. I happened to come across it because, through my contacts with the adolescent community, I occasionally get a glimpse of what they are doing. The joke format is off some show that I don't watch because, in order to come anywhere near the salary of a corrupt local official with 1/10 of the years of ecucation that I have, who has time for TV? . . . . . . Excuse me, where was I? This kind of joke is a chain of fake talkbacks, and the kids laugh like we laughed at Knock- knock jokes. (Actually , I've seen kids running thru the same elephant jokes we told in the sixties.) Where can you see an example? You can probably google it thru úøùåí úøùåí . Yes, here it is: http://www.tirshom.co.il/ The problem is, I don't 'get' it; I feel like I'm a new Ethiopian immigrant and someone is trying to teach me Knock Knock jokes. My first attempt to imitate this style: I'll call it : "Here's a good one!" __________________________________________ Here's a good one! I'm going to beat your brains out! /Gifted Children's class. __________________________________________ Here's a good one! I'm all shook up. / Haiti. _________________________________________ Here's a good one! To be or not to be? / Hamlet __________________________________________ Here's a good one! Not to be. / Claudius _________________________________________ Here's a good one! I don't get it! / Will Shakespeare. ________________________________________ Here's a good one! The boss insists that I sit on his knees for the whole trip! / Dell laptop computer ___________________________________________ Here's a good one! I'm so hot! I'm going to make you take your shirt off. / The sun. ___________________________________________ Here's a good one! I've screwed hundreds of highschool kids! / The Bagrut exam. ___________________________________________ Well, I don't think it's funny either. But ask your students for some "Tirshom"s and tell me if you laughed. You can also collect some in English from your students, tell them I'll publish them all except the vulgar ones under the heading "Here's a good one." /Barry -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter. We are a community of 6 million users fighting spam. SPAMfighter has removed 565 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Professional version does not have this message ----------------------------------------------- ** Etni homepage - http://www.etni.org or - http://www.etni.org.il ** ** for help - ask@xxxxxxxx ** ** to post to this list - etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx ** -----------------------------------------------