[etni] WANT TO LAUGH? read this: If you really know the Module F well...

From: phyllis oded <phylliso@xxxxxxxxxx>
To: etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Sat, 11 Jan 2014 18:32:41 +0200
Subject: If you really know the Module F well...

 BELOW ARE THE QUESTIONS MY CLASS SENT TO ME TO ANSWER.
 MY ANSWERS ARE IN BLUE.
 WOULD THEY BE ACCEPTED BY THE BAGRUT MARKERS????

Subject: If you really know the Module F well...


  Hey Phyllis, we would like to say thank you for teaching us all the 
literature! 


  Now, we have a couple of questions for you; they are very, very, hard.


  Q. Why did Mr. Kelada stay to clean the mess The Grapevine's staff left after 
the party?
  Answer: Mr. Kelada stayed to clean the mess The Grapevine's staff left after 
the party because being British, he wanted everything to be neat and tidy and 
American kids are not noted for their tidiness. He loved to organize 
everything, so most likely he got Mr. Ross and his wife, as well as the 
principal, to help clean up. In addition, Mr. Kelada never missed a meal and 
probably finished off all the uneaten food; British people are very thrifty.
  Thinking skill: inferring
  Another answer: Mr. Kelada stayed to clean the mess The Grapevine's staff 
left after the party because he wanted to snoop around the office [Mr. 
Know-All] in order to learn more about what the Grapevine staff was going to 
write in their future edition. Then, if/when the next edition of the Grapevine 
came out, he would be able to give his opinion, based on what he had 
read......and again be a know-all.


  Q. Give two reasons why David wrinkled his nose when he played chess against 
Mrs. Ramsay.
        Choose any two:
  Answer:  1. David had a sensitive nose and didn't like the smell of Mrs. 
Ramsey's cheap perfume.
                 2. David had caught a bad cold on the Alliance 11th. grade 
school trip and was about to sneeze [again]
                     but he didn't have a handkerchief or a kleenex. [Phyllis 
always provided the latter in class.]
                 3. David saw Mrs. Ramsey make a stupid move, one that could 
well cost her the game and then he would
                     win the $100 bet against her. However, he realized she was 
just a woman, and it was a know fact that 
                     women don't know how to play chess well, so he had to use 
invisible strength to stop her from moving 
                     that piece and he did so by concentrating hard and 
wrinkling his nose. 

  Q. Explain why Vincent and Winston wrote 'ENEMY' on the narrator's locker in 
red block letters?
  Answer:  Vincent and Winston were still very young boys so they had only 
learned to write block letters in school, not  
                 cursive writing yet. As they were of Chinese decent, they did 
not like the Japanese. They used RED because 
                 that was the color of good luck for the Chinese. 
                 They wrote on the narrator's locker because they were poor 
[remember theChristmas presents they got???]  
                 and they didn't have any paper to write on.
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