[etni] fw: Meshiv Gmul al Ha Gayim
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- Date: Mon, 29 Aug 2005 06:27:04 +0200
From: Barry Silverberg and family <barisil@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Meshiv Gmul al Ha Gayim
Testing... Is this thing on?...
Uh, hi.
Did I get the quote right in the subject line?
Hello everyone, especially those lurkers who read all my comments,
never say a word, and then on the stairs at some public event run
up to me with their head in a paper bag and blurt out "Are you
The Barry? I love you!!! " and run off, leaving me to feel that I'm
in an episode of Seven in Heaven.
Actually, this gives me an idea: The next time I see Bari with an 'i',
who's a lot cuter than I am, I'm gonna stick my head in a paper bag,
tell her I love her and give her a kiss and she'll think it's one of you!
Well: Here I am. I pressed the "Create Mail" button and here I am.
Creating mail. I am Man, Master of all I See, Creator of Mail.
I can create it; and I can destroy it. I CREATE MAIL. So, watch
out all you messages.
JUST TO SHOW OF MY POWERS, I am going to send off one
whole item of mail to ETNI without saying anything! Nothing at all.
Not even to vote how many times a man must go to Etai conferences
before he gets washed to the sea.
I have a very important question to Ask Etni, but I'm going to put it
in the next message. There! I have just filled up ten lines with absolute
zero and have wasted your time and mine. I've out spammed spamm.
But what if David L doesn't put this in? After all, the Etni list has
been monitored ever since someone snuck in that ad for
Pancreas Enlargement back in January, 1999 ( " Is your wife frustrated
because you can't process sugars the way you did on your wedding night?
Buy our Peninsulin Tablets.." etc... etc...)
Well, it's too late to worry about that now! I'm pressing the SEND button.
WHOOOSH!
Good Night, and I hope your Yeshivot Hey R choot go better than mine.
Barry S
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