[tng] FW: Sightings of the Intellectually challenged

From: "Hock, Dave" <d4hoc@xxxxxxxxxxx>
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Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2018 15:42:37 +0000

Everybody needs a good laugh on a rainy Thursday.

-          Dave

David F. Hock
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Intellectually challenged  SIGHTINGS:

I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00

I said "May I have large bills, please"

She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."

When I got up off the floor I explained it to her....

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car,
we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to
unlock the driver side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked.
'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I
already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Clinton,MS

We had to have the garage door repaired.

The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a
'large' enough motor on the opener.

I thought for a minute and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that
time, a 1/2 horsepower.

He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that
1/2 was larger than 1/4.

He said, 'NO, it's not..' Four is larger than two.'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the
clerk a $5 bill.

Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.

She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you
can just give me a dollar bill back.

She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.

I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could
not do that kind of thing.'

The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'

He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
-- From Kansas City

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'

He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.

I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if
I knew what the buzzer was for.

I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS.

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company
due to 'downsizing,' our
manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.'

Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that
deer-in-the-headlights
stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for
the sake of her life, couldn't understand
why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffâ€™s office.

How would you pronounce this child's name?

"Le-a"

Leah?? NO

Lee - A?? NOPE

Lay - a?? WRONG

Lei?? Guess Again.

This child attends a school in Kansas City, Mo.

Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.

It's pronounced "Ledasha".

When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the
dash don't be silent."

  Our society is doomed..............

STAY ALERT!
They walk among us.

[tng] FW: Sightings of the Intellectually challenged

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