Hi folks, happpy new year. I thought I had finally got my just desserts just now for over-indulgence over the holiday! Turned on the machine and it appeared to have developed a dual personality. It seems that Ms had divined that I was a vip and thought I should know about narrator, but was so shy and retiring that having forced their attentions upon me and my computer they just had to tell me that most of us might need to use a screenreader with more functionality than the one they had just foisted on me! Is this some attempt to improve their public image, or a wish to frighten me into more moderation in the pleasures of the flesh? Puzzled Ed