[access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter
- From: <Clive.Lever@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2010 14:04:52 -0000
What? The flies, or the swatter?
(grin)
Sorry it's Friday and I couldn't resist the frivolity. Apologies, Mods!
Clive
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-----Original Message-----
From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf
Of ANDY COLLINS
Sent: 19 November 2010 11:59
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter
Mine came for free! -
Andy
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ankers, Dave (UK)" <Dave.Ankers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, November 19, 2010 11:52 AM
Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter
>I cannot quieten down the model I bought!
>
> Apparently, the only way to shut down the model W.I.F.E is to make a
> further purchase of a K.N.I.F. e or a G.U.N or hire an A.S.S.A.S.S.I.N
>
> Buyer beware!
>
> Cheers
>
> Dave Ankers
>
>
> Hi
>
> the things they make today which talk, your mind boggles.
>
>
> Regards
>
> Adrien
>
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of john coley
> Sent: 15 November 2010 10:19
> To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter
>
> That cunjures up a wonderful picture, doesn't it.
> John.
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Clive Lever
> <mailto:clive.lever@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 9:06 AM
> Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter
>
> It would be like that scene in Hear No Evil See No Evil, where
> Richard Pryor was having a fight in a bar, and Gene Wilder was giving
> him directions on where to aim. Your Fly Swatter would have to say:
"12
> o'clock! No Two o'clock!
> Oh bum! The little bleeder's gone into the light shade! Hang on! It's
by
> your right ear! No! Too late! You're left ear!
> He's dipped! I wouldn't eat that meat now if I were you! Ooh there's
> another one. Which one do you want me to zap first?"
> It would probably have to be voiced by a Wimbledon commentator.
>
> Any takers for R and D?
>
> Best,
> Clive
>
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Janet Tuggey
> <mailto:janet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 5:31 AM
> Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter
>
> And a Talking Fly Swatter, hmmmm, the mind boggles.
>
>
> Janet & Wheat, the silly Shepherd cross
> -----Original Message-----
> From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of
> john coley
> Sent: 15 November 2010 00:31
> To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [access-uk] talking fly swatter
>
> Hi Christine and everybody, I looked up the talking fly
> swatter, and, in
> common with a lot if not most of the stuff on Amazon I
> found something very
> strange in the product specifications. The item weight
> is more than the
> boxed weight. How's that for the twilight zone! I've
> pasted what it says
> here.
> I can't imagine it's that heavy. Nearly a kilo to
> swatt a fly? a hammer to
> crack a walnut isn't it?
> John.
>
> Product details
>
>
> * Item Weight: 998 g
> * Boxed-product Weight: 249 g
>
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