[access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter
- From: "Deborah Palmer" <deborah.hoptroff@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2010 12:22:35 -0000
good idea Christine buy it and give to me for Christmas hahaha
Hugs
Debbie x
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From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of
Christine Weetman
Sent: 15 November 2010 11:49
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter
Yay, very well written, maybe I'll buy one of these things and give it
someone for Christmas as not a real load of use for me as a totally blind
person, but I want to play with it a while so best buy one and pass it on
for Christmas! heheheeh
Christine.
----- Original Message -----
From: john coley <mailto:johncoley@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 9:19 AM
Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter
That cunjures up a wonderful picture, doesn't it.
John.
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From: Clive Lever <mailto:clive.lever@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 9:06 AM
Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter
It would be like that scene in Hear No Evil See No Evil, where Richard Pryor
was having a fight in a bar, and Gene Wilder was giving him directions on
where to aim. Your Fly Swatter would have to say: "12 o'clock! No Two
o'clock! Oh bum! The little bleeder's gone into the light shade! Hang on!
It's by your right ear! No! Too late! You're left ear! He's dipped! I
wouldn't eat that meat now if I were you! Ooh there's another one. Which one
do you want me to zap first?" It would probably have to be voiced by a
Wimbledon commentator.
Any takers for R and D?
Best,
Clive
----- Original Message -----
From: Janet <mailto:janet@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Tuggey
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Monday, November 15, 2010 5:31 AM
Subject: [access-uk] Re: talking fly swatter
And a Talking Fly Swatter, hmmmm, the mind boggles.
Janet & Wheat, the silly Shepherd cross
-----Original Message-----
From: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of
john coley
Sent: 15 November 2010 00:31
To: access-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [access-uk] talking fly swatter
Hi Christine and everybody, I looked up the talking fly swatter, and, in
common with a lot if not most of the stuff on Amazon I found something very
strange in the product specifications. The item weight is more than the
boxed weight. How's that for the twilight zone! I've pasted what it says
here.
I can't imagine it's that heavy. Nearly a kilo to swatt a fly? a hammer to
crack a walnut isn't it?
John.
Product details
* Item Weight: 998 g
* Boxed-product Weight: 249 g
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