[etni] Fw: re: sanctions again

From: "Ask_Etni" <ask@xxxxxxxx>
To: "ETNI" <etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:54:23 +0200
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Barry Silverberg" <barisil@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Re: sanctions again


Dear Etniland,

If U S President O. Bammia can get a Knobble  Peas Prize on the basis of
what he may do in the  future,
I don't see why our graduating classes cannot get something so paltry as 12%
of their grade for a project which --

--they may do next week when the sanctions are removed

-- they promise to do after the army , when the sanctions are removed

-- they will get credit for after one of the forthcoming wars, during which 
their home gets

a:  rezoned to an Arab country

b:  compensated for a rocket attack by bonus points

c: leveled by earthquake

d:  destroyed to make room for another 5 lanes of Highway 6.  (hey, Bob, 
that gives me an idea for a song.)

-- will be cancelled as English will no longer be a requirement and will be 
replaced with A: Arabic, C Chinese, R, Ritalin.

Well, in the time I wrote this I could have marked 3 exams, and as for those
of you who spend hours writing endlessly about sanctions,
HOTS, Wrong Berrez, and which teacher committed Lotion Horror last night,
I'm startilng to wonder about you.

Shabbat Shalom.

PS:  I have a student that looks like Omamma so much that I no longer call
him Tsakh, but Barrak.

/  Barry Silverberg,  winner of the Black Eyed Peas
Prize for sprouting lentils.


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