Gawd Tony!! Next you will be Repeating that statement that Charlie Swan made when he won a certain race: "Jays, winning the race is better than X"
Gerry----- Original Message ----- From: <Tony.G.Murray@xxxxxx>
To: <vicsireland@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Monday, June 28, 2010 11:09 AMSubject: [vicsireland] Re: Digit-Eyes Audio Labelling System Advances Independence For Visually Impaired
Hi Tim,Can you give us more details on your vuvuzela App?Why, certainly! I must admit to feeling quite passionate about this one... It's free from the App Store, and has remained in the top five downloads for weeks now. Once installed, you will never look back. You will wonder how you did without it, and you will realise that you are now a more complete and rounded human being. When you launch the App first, there is a very helpful message displayed. "Warning! The vuvuzela makes a very annoying noise." Ignore that, it's absolute nonsense. Some of the buttons in the App are not labelled correctly, which was initially very frightening. Thankfully though, it is easy to find the button to sound the vuvuzela. Once you start using the App, it's impossible to stop. The second most delightful feature of the App (the first being the wonderful noise it makes), is the 'shake' function. You don't need to press the button at all! Shake the iPhone, and the vuvuzela rings out in all it's considerable glory. You keep on shaking, and the vuvuzela keeps on sounding. When activated, the vuvuzela rings out with an authoritative roar which brings to mind images of Africa, football and cups. The sound also seems to give those people within earshot a great feeling of well being, elation and harmony... 100% of the time, the general reaction is positive. Of course, you don't expect me to start typing up the endless list of uses this App has. I wouldn't know where to start, and I'm still learning new wild and wonderful ways in which it is enhancing my life. It's quite indescribable really; you'll only understand what it's like once you have one... and I do believe you will have one, your destiny is in your hands Sir. It's in your hands. The vuvuzela App certainly changed my life for the better, and I genuinely feel sorry for those poor unfortunates who don't have it. Maybe some day, some bright day, you will all be able to join the elite. Let the vuvuzela in to your life, bask in the glory, love it, and it will love you back. As I said, shaking the iPhone activates the vuvuzella. There is one thing to note; I will explain. Although only a relatively small shake is required to start the vuvuzela sounding, for some reason users find themselves compelled to raise the iPhone over their head and shake it wildly. There is no perceived difference in the tone or volume of the sound produced by this less subtle movement, but for some reason it has been reported that the user experience is enhanced by making these simple adjustments to the operation of the App. I can attest to this, it just feels 'right' and 'better' when you really give it a vigorous shake. However, caution is required though when engaging in this wondrous self-satisfying act... The user needs to be careful that they don't lose their grip on the iPhone at any point during the shaking. The greater the urgency of the shaking, the greater the risk of having the iPhone fly from the user's hand resulting in inevitable destruction of the device, and possible injury to those who are nearby appreciating the sound of the vuvuzela... A broken iPhone means a broken vuvuzela... Which in turn, naturally enough, leads to a broken existence. Best wishes, Tony Murray Internet Solutions, AIB Operations & Technology, Block K4, AIB Bankcentre, Ballsbridge, Dublin 4. T: +353 (0) 164 13801 E: tony.g.murray@xxxxxx ******************************************************This document is strictly confidential and is intended for use by the addressee unless otherwise indicated.This email has been scanned by an external email security system. Allied Irish BanksAIB and AIB Group are registered business names of Allied Irish Banks p.l.c. Allied Irish Banks, p.l.c. is regulated by the Financial Regulator. Registered Office: Bankcentre, Ballsbridge, Dublin 4. Tel: + 353 1 6600311; Registered in Ireland: Registered No. 24173Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail. ****************************************************** =========================================================== The vicsireland mailing list To unsubscribe at any time send a mail to: vicsireland-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxxwith the word "unsubscribe", without the quotes in the subject of the message.To contact the moderator send mail to: tim.j.culhane@xxxxxxxxx For mor information on the Visually Impaired Computer Society visit: http://www.vicsireland.org
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