[slikom] Subject Smeha nikad dosta
- From: "Milica Ilic" <milicaili@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: <"Undisclosed-Recipient:;"@freelists.org>
- Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2012 19:50:18 +0100
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From: Milica Ilic
Sent: Monday, March 13, 2012=20
Subject :smeha nikad dosta
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-.Najva=C5=BEnija ciganska poslovica:
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Bolje da Rusi zavrnu gas, nego da ga Nemci odvrnu!
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-.Ka=C5=BEe =C4=8Dovek:
- De=C4=8Dko, nemoj tamo, tamo je minsko polje!!!
- Moljem?
- Ni=C5=A1ta, ni=C5=A1ta.
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-.Ciga do=C5=BEivi saobra=C4=87ajku i dovezu ga u urgentni. =
Vi=C4=8De doktor:
- Sestro, instrumente!
- A na to =C4=87e Ciga:
- Gde bre sad da ti sviram, sav sam izubijan!
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SRPSKA TAJKUNSKA ISTINA:
Sve =C5=A1to imam sam ukrao, samo sam =C5=A1kolu i =
voza=C4=8Dku kupio.
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=C5=A0ta se dobije kada se ukrste Crnogorac i Japanac?
- =C4=8Covjek koji =C5=BEeli da radi, ali ne mo=C5=BEe da =
ustane!
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=C5=A0ta bi se desilo kada bi Crnogorcima svijetlile =
o=C4=8Di?
- Beograd bi iz aviona izgledao k ' o Pariz.
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Kako Crnogorac pi=C5=A1e epitaf svojoj =C5=BEeni?
- "O=C4=91e le=C5=BEi moja =C5=BEena, a ja u miru =
po=C4=8Divam kod ku=C4=87e."
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Pitali Crnogorca da li zna da svira violinu, a on ka=C5=BEe:
- Nijesam prob=C3=A2, al ' znam sigurno.
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Do=C5=A1ao upravnik zatvora u =C4=87eliju i pita Crnogorca:
'Za=C5=A1to ne ustane=C5=A1 kada ulazim?'
A Crnogorac =C4=87e na to:
'Meni su rekli da moram odle=C5=BEati dvije godine.'
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Dve plavu=C5=A1e kupuju karte u pozori=C5=A1tu.
'Za Hamleta?', pita blagajnica.
'Ma ne, za nas dve!'
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Razgovara mladi bra=C4=8Dni par:
- =C5=A0ta misli=C5=A1, draga, kakav =C4=87e biti na=C5=A1 =
sin?
- Isti kao ti!
- Kako zna=C5=A1?
- Pa eto, fla=C5=A1ica mu je dra=C5=BEa od sise.
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U=C5=A1la dva mi=C5=A1a u videoteku i po=C4=8Dela da jedu =
filmsku traku. Pita prvi mi=C5=A1 drugog:
- Jel` dobar film ?
- Dobar, dobar...samo je knjiga bolja.
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Mali komarac se vra=C4=87a ku=C4=87i nakon svog prvog, =
probnog leta.
- I kako je bilo sine? - pita ga mama.
- Fantasti=C4=8Dno! Svi su mi pljeskali.
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Policajac zaustavlja pijanca i pita ga:
- Kuda ste krenuli u ovo doba no=C4=87i?
- Na predavanje. - odgovara pijanac.
- Daj, ko sada dr=C5=BEi predavanje?
- Moja =C5=BEena.
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Mujo se zaposlio u muzeju. Posle nekoliko dana pozove ga =
=C5=A1ef:
'Mujo, nismo zadovoljni tvojim radom .'
'=C5=A0to ho=C4=87ete, radim ovde tek dva dana, a ve=C4=87 =
sam prodao dva Picassa.'
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Pita Perica mamu:
'Mama, lete li an=C4=91eli?'
'Da, du=C5=A1o, lete.''Sino=C4=87 je tata rekao dadilji =
'an=C4=91ele'. Kad =C4=87e ona leteti?'
'Sutra, du=C5=A1o.'
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Stoje policajac i plavu=C5=A1a pored jezera po kojem pliva =
patka. Odjednom
plavu=C5=A1a uzvikne:
'Vidi roda!'
'Nije to roda, nego pelikan, a od njega se prave gumice', =
ka=C5=BEe policajac.
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Tast ka=C5=BEe zetu:
'Sad kad si se o=C5=BEenio, nadam se da vi=C5=A1e =
ne=C4=87e=C5=A1 raditi gluposti.'
'Ne=C4=87u, ovo je bila posljednja.'
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Plavu=C5=A1a tre=C4=87i put zove konobara:
'Molim vas jo=C5=A1 jednu kocku =C5=A1e=C4=87era.'
'Pa ve=C4=87 ste stavili sedam kockica u tu kafu?!'
'Znam, ali sve su mi potonule.'
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U=C5=A1ao Mujo u prodavnicu:
'Molim vas kilogram limuna!'
'Ho=C4=87ete vre=C4=87icu?'
'Jok, =C5=A1utat =C4=87u ih do ku=C4=87e!'
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Jovo ode u posetu prijatelju.
Po=C5=A1to ga nadje u radionici, upita:
" =C5=A0ta radi=C5=A1"
" Stolicu za =C5=BEenu odgovori prijatelj.
Jovo: " I ... kako ide ?
Prijatelj: " Ide, ide... samo jo=C5=A1 da pove=C5=BEem =
elektiriku...
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