[slikom] Re: Subject Smeha nikad dosta
- From: "Ninoslav Stankovic" <ninoslavstankovic@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: <slikom@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2012 19:59:51 +0100
boze blagi, ne zna se jel ovo za smeh ili kukanje, em promasena lista, em
promaseno kodiranje, jednom recju, ovo ti je Milice cist abortus ako ih nisi
dosada imala...
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From: slikom-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:slikom-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On
Behalf Of Milica Ilic
Sent: utorak, 13. mart 2012 19:50
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Subject: [slikom] Subject Smeha nikad dosta
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From: Milica Ilic
Sent: Monday, March 13, 2012=20
Subject :smeha nikad dosta
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-.Najva=C5=BEnija ciganska poslovica:
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Bolje da Rusi zavrnu gas, nego da ga Nemci odvrnu!
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-.Ka=C5=BEe =C4=8Dovek:
- De=C4=8Dko, nemoj tamo, tamo je minsko polje!!!
- Moljem?
- Ni=C5=A1ta, ni=C5=A1ta.
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-.Ciga do=C5=BEivi saobra=C4=87ajku i dovezu ga u urgentni. =
Vi=C4=8De doktor:
- Sestro, instrumente!
- A na to =C4=87e Ciga:
- Gde bre sad da ti sviram, sav sam izubijan!
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SRPSKA TAJKUNSKA ISTINA:
Sve =C5=A1to imam sam ukrao, samo sam =C5=A1kolu i =
voza=C4=8Dku kupio.
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=C5=A0ta se dobije kada se ukrste Crnogorac i Japanac?
- =C4=8Covjek koji =C5=BEeli da radi, ali ne mo=C5=BEe da =
ustane!
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=C5=A0ta bi se desilo kada bi Crnogorcima svijetlile =
o=C4=8Di?
- Beograd bi iz aviona izgledao k ' o Pariz.
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Kako Crnogorac pi=C5=A1e epitaf svojoj =C5=BEeni?
- "O=C4=91e le=C5=BEi moja =C5=BEena, a ja u miru =
po=C4=8Divam kod ku=C4=87e."
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Pitali Crnogorca da li zna da svira violinu, a on ka=C5=BEe:
- Nijesam prob=C3=A2, al ' znam sigurno.
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Do=C5=A1ao upravnik zatvora u =C4=87eliju i pita Crnogorca:
'Za=C5=A1to ne ustane=C5=A1 kada ulazim?'
A Crnogorac =C4=87e na to:
'Meni su rekli da moram odle=C5=BEati dvije godine.'
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Dve plavu=C5=A1e kupuju karte u pozori=C5=A1tu.
'Za Hamleta?', pita blagajnica.
'Ma ne, za nas dve!'
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Razgovara mladi bra=C4=8Dni par:
- =C5=A0ta misli=C5=A1, draga, kakav =C4=87e biti na=C5=A1 =
sin?
- Isti kao ti!
- Kako zna=C5=A1?
- Pa eto, fla=C5=A1ica mu je dra=C5=BEa od sise.
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U=C5=A1la dva mi=C5=A1a u videoteku i po=C4=8Dela da jedu =
filmsku traku. Pita prvi mi=C5=A1 drugog:
- Jel` dobar film ?
- Dobar, dobar...samo je knjiga bolja.
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Mali komarac se vra=C4=87a ku=C4=87i nakon svog prvog, =
probnog leta.
- I kako je bilo sine? - pita ga mama.
- Fantasti=C4=8Dno! Svi su mi pljeskali.
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Policajac zaustavlja pijanca i pita ga:
- Kuda ste krenuli u ovo doba no=C4=87i?
- Na predavanje. - odgovara pijanac.
- Daj, ko sada dr=C5=BEi predavanje?
- Moja =C5=BEena.
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Mujo se zaposlio u muzeju. Posle nekoliko dana pozove ga =
=C5=A1ef:
'Mujo, nismo zadovoljni tvojim radom .'
'=C5=A0to ho=C4=87ete, radim ovde tek dva dana, a ve=C4=87 =
sam prodao dva Picassa.'
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Pita Perica mamu:
'Mama, lete li an=C4=91eli?'
'Da, du=C5=A1o, lete.''Sino=C4=87 je tata rekao dadilji =
'an=C4=91ele'. Kad =C4=87e ona leteti?'
'Sutra, du=C5=A1o.'
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Stoje policajac i plavu=C5=A1a pored jezera po kojem pliva =
patka. Odjednom
plavu=C5=A1a uzvikne:
'Vidi roda!'
'Nije to roda, nego pelikan, a od njega se prave gumice', =
ka=C5=BEe policajac.
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Tast ka=C5=BEe zetu:
'Sad kad si se o=C5=BEenio, nadam se da vi=C5=A1e =
ne=C4=87e=C5=A1 raditi gluposti.'
'Ne=C4=87u, ovo je bila posljednja.'
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Plavu=C5=A1a tre=C4=87i put zove konobara:
'Molim vas jo=C5=A1 jednu kocku =C5=A1e=C4=87era.'
'Pa ve=C4=87 ste stavili sedam kockica u tu kafu?!'
'Znam, ali sve su mi potonule.'
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U=C5=A1ao Mujo u prodavnicu:
'Molim vas kilogram limuna!'
'Ho=C4=87ete vre=C4=87icu?'
'Jok, =C5=A1utat =C4=87u ih do ku=C4=87e!'
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Jovo ode u posetu prijatelju.
Po=C5=A1to ga nadje u radionici, upita:
" =C5=A0ta radi=C5=A1"
" Stolicu za =C5=BEenu odgovori prijatelj.
Jovo: " I ... kako ide ?
Prijatelj: " Ide, ide... samo jo=C5=A1 da pove=C5=BEem =
elektiriku...
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